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May 18 2013

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breadzepplin:

those kids who blow their nose in the middle of class and you can hear every possible specimen ever coming out of them

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May 17 2013

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the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

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May 16 2013

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how does real estate greet other real estate 

house it going

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May 15 2013

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lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

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urbantampon:

i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now

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May 12 2013

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osamah:

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HONESTLY im pretty sure shrek has a huge wiener and i know he probably smells bad but idc CAUSE id let him do me

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glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

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